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John GreenFrankly this has been a terrible experience. You have all been so mean to me and so aggressive. I will not stand for it, and you will be hearing from my lawyer, the venerable Luigi Esq., soon.
🌀 Gabriel 🌀@johngreen the weak shall be eradicated.
☃️Mamoswine☃️@johngreen
I wish this goof lasted longer fuckin thanks I guess
I wish this goof lasted longer fuckin thanks I guess
@mamoswine the fuzz was coming for me, had to rip the cord, soz xoxo
@johngreen
its ok bbboi i gotchu 😘
its ok bbboi i gotchu 😘
.@johngreen JOHN PLEASE JUST WRITE A FUCKING BOOK ABOUT CATS BEING CATS
@intestines done! I've already written chapter 1!
Something...@johngreen booooooo
Lethal Jorts@johngreen you're books are bad and you should feel bad
thats praxis baby!!!!!!!@johngreen
FUCK I KNEW IT
FUCK I KNEW IT
Jacie? 🐦🐦🐦🐦@johngreen I knew it! there was no ghost -- just [pulls off John Green mask] Old Man Weegee!
PngackX9@johngreen Funnt right? :)
Ellis Goodwin@johngreen it would appear that I'm your 666th mastodon follower. I'm not sure what the metaphysical implications of this are. Though it's a shame we're the wrong side of Halloween.
Happysnarkygal@johngreen So, found you through my daughters collectively. Love your writing. Was the reason a brilliant English Lit middle school teacher faced, and survived backlash, and was given women’s poetry. Former highschool principal FWIW.
@johngreen please John! We need you here!
Straggler@johngreen I’m so glad that you are here. I just started following your brother as well. I just watched your TikTok on how bad things are getting on Twitter. I’m really trying to quit Twitter, but I have no idea what I’m doing on Mastodon.
Heather 
@Straggler @johngreen well, I'm your first follower!!! Now where are you John? I also left Twitter and I miss some people I only communicatd with there. It was a nice little community that helped me cope with being isolated because of my compromised immune system. I still mostly work from home and don't go out much.
@Ellinorianne @johngreen Heather know, thank you so much for following me on Mastodon. I just now seen this. I actually got on today to see if I can change my settings to actually see alerts. Do you know how they pop up on your iPhone, and you can read it without opening the app. I’m not sure if that’s a thing, but I’m gonna try. Again, thank you so much.
@johngreen what is your current level of sweat. is it just me or is it really hot in here. i am sweaty
Graham Downs@johngreen It's been six years. I don't suppose we'd ever be able to convince you to give it another go? :(