me deciding whether to jump ship back to my berries.space or to mastodon.social account:

has everyone moved back here to mastodon.social or berries.space :o

tempted to rematerialize into berries.space since trash.social is too cool for me 

now that all my fav funnyposters have decentralised from mastodon.social i have to use the federated timeline to remain in the "meme-loop"

me: is allergic to soap
my mum: do the dishes! stop complaining about your allergy, everyone else your age has to do the dishes!
me: does the dishes, proceeds to get severe allergic contact dermatitis
my mum: [surprised pikachu]

me, sadly watching my home feed full of trash.social posters while i wallow in mastodon.social like an outcast: all around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faceesss.....

has literally every funnyman shitposter left this instance. am i alone in this void. somebody free me.

h...hey... anyone wanna... buy some cockroaches...

mood: baked beans on toast for dinner