Baby Smith
sure sex is great but have you ever waved goodbye to houseguests
Nov 27, 2022 at 9:35pmWeb
Show threadTofu GolemNov 27, 2022

@itsBabySmith
Even that pales in comparison to listening to conservatives try to convince me that I'm sad from watching Elon Musk set giant piles of his own money on fire in an epic display of incompetence.

I hope more conservatives "own the libs" like this in the future!

Show threadEJNov 27, 2022
@itsBabySmith is it bad that intentionally chose a number of bedrooms that prevented houseguests?
Show threadAmanda BJan 22, 2023
@ejrock @itsBabySmith I had an extra room and put a small bed in it to keep people away!
Show threadAndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳️‍🌈Jan 22, 2023
@ejrock @itsBabySmith what's worse is when you choose a house with a couple of extra bedrooms and then none of your friends want to stay over because they're "straight" and have "babies" and can't "go to a hockey game and get drunk" anymore, ALLEGEDLY.
Show threadFernheadNov 28, 2022
@itsBabySmith and it’s one of those deep down nutritious, “I’m not going to be hungry later” satisfactions, that make you one with the world again.
Show threadrmabennettNov 28, 2022
@itsBabySmith 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻🙏🏻🙋🏻
Show threadClare 🐻Nov 28, 2022
@itsBabySmith
😂😂 euphoria!
Show threadP Gurgel-SegrilloNov 28, 2022
@itsBabySmith 😁😅
Show thread👑 Kingsley Nov 28, 2022
@itsBabySmith 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Show threadRickNov 28, 2022
@itsBabySmith
⭐️#QuoteOfTheDay⭐️
Show threadAndreaNov 28, 2022
@itsBabySmith there's a Mexican saying that goes something about: houseguests give us two deep joys, when they arrive and when they leave. 🫶🫶
Show threadPhil ScoieNov 28, 2022
@itsBabySmith know exactly what your saying
Show threadBob SmithNov 28, 2022
@itsBabySmith 😏
Show threadCathitza CathingtonNov 30, 2022
@itsBabySmith If they stayed overnight, it’s better than the best sex ever.
Show threadXandre The Nth DroidDec 1, 2022
@itsBabySmith that is so wholesome. Especially when they are long time online friends you finally welcomed in your house.
Show threadsitnuokDec 28, 2022

@itsBabySmith

I'd have to say you were having sex too quietly, walking around with too many clothes on and gave your guests too few chores to assist with...

Gotta make em uncomfortable enough to leave

Show threadGabrielle Cappelletti (G.K)Dec 28, 2022
@itsBabySmith 😁😅
Show threadJason 🍩Dec 28, 2022
@itsBabySmith @groovemd 🧐😂
Show threadAmanda BJan 22, 2023
@itsBabySmith @scrumm this may be the one and only time a comparison to sex is worth using. Because I can’t tell you how much pleasure I get when people leave my house!!
Show threadScrummMasterCJan 22, 2023
@amandacsb2 @itsBabySmith I dunno, I did see one about the feeling when your sinuses clear
Show threadKevin Karhan Jan 22, 2023

@itsBabySmith I did in the past...

Had some critter that entered the utilities room in the cellar and I retrieved it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_edible_dormouse

European edible dormouse - Wikipedia

Show threadJared 🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈⚧️👽Jan 22, 2023
@itsBabySmith OMG YES.
Show threadWenslauwFeb 19, 2023
@itsBabySmith yes, but it just doesn’t give me the same satisfaction. @ArjanHarlaar