optiMSTieSid ***BY GOD*** Haig.
Can't tell you how hard I laughed at this on premiere night.
This cemented Conor's Servo as one of the greats!
So, the captions are accidentally cut short, getting rid of the end of a line of dialogue.
The actual riff is "Hey, he didn't drink his pearl!"
The captions say something else, and honestly, this only increases the hilarity in a weird roundabout kinda way...
Two great Servo moments:
1) For the picture below: "Meanwhile on Gary Busey Island..."
2) As Manuel gets beaten: "YOU LEAVE THAT SWEET MAN ALONE, YOU ***JACKALS!!!***"
There are two distinctive eras of your life:
Before hearing Sid Haig say "Some mothercrabber set a trap!", and after hearing Sid Haig say "Some mothercrabber set a trap!"
A meeting of the hosts!
As a fan of the show, I have to say that I love it that we have Team Jonah *and* Team Emily representing MST3K. It's an incredible time to be a MSTie with these two riffing groups delivering the goods with consistent success!
[as characters go mackin' underneath a net in the water]
Servo: "And that's how I ---net--- your mother!"
That's so terrible that it boomerangs right back around to being the best riff of the episode.
MOTHERCRABBIN' EDDIE CON :D
Crab free since '73!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Servo, somberly: "These Dippin' Dots will see you through safely to the other side."
Could I love this show more?
THIS is how you freeze-frame the end of a movie.
[nervous laughing and weeping]
Beyond Atlantis comes to an end, and so does my MST3K marathon viewing for the night.
I'll be back on tomorrow to pick up the remainder of the marathon, starting with Warrior of the Lost World.
Til next time, have a fantastico one, and all the best!
Time to pick up where I left up with the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon, starting with Warrior of the Lost World as the first of the final four episodes!
Not gonna lie, I got fooled with Synthia's intro in the style of Synthia's Selects.
And Kinga thinking she's having a stroke after being decent to other people... looooooooooool
... oh, i dunno 😕
[machine-gun toting bad guys enforce a blockade]
"DO YOU HAVE ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE?!"
:D
I love these goobers.
The most judgmental AI *ever.*
[Persis Khambatta enters the scene]
Paper Chase Guy: "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
Servo: [hisses at the Paper Chase Guy]
Crow: "Now I hate him even more."
And the guys have it absolutely right about the sentient wisealeck motorcycle:
On one hand, you feel bad about Servo.
On the other... [laughs forever]
Paper Chase Guy: "This is turning out to be more than I bargained for, lady."
Joel: "Oh, what HAVE you liked on this trip?!"
I love and appreciate how petty and small the riffers make the Paper Chase Guy look throughout this whole thing.
This host segment where Joel stuffs his face with objects and imitates the Paper Chase Guy in mumbly fashion as his mom drives him through the Apocalypse is BRUTAL.
Hilariously brutal.
I don't even care that they didn't bother to write an ending to this sketch.
[laughs forever]
Riff of the episode, right here.
Kid: "Mom, buy me The Road Warrior!"
Mom: "But you have The Road Warrior at home!"
The Road Warrior at home? [gestures to a copy of Warrior of the Lost World]
/Megaweapon has entered the chat
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Crow: "Make it last!"
Servo: "Yes, yes, make it slooooow, Megaweapon!"
Joel: "OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER"
Priorities, priorities, priorities...
Crow as the Paper Chase Guy: "Look, I like you and all, but you're just an apocalypse thing."
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Trace's delivery, y'all.
[end credits music comes to a stop]
[the words "for John" appear:
Joel: "John. This movie belongs in the John, because it's so bad, y'know..."
Crow and Servo: [laugh stupidly]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THAT :D
Warrior of the Lost World is done, but the 80s aren't done JUST yet! It's City Limits next on the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon!
OF COURSE the Bots would call for a rain of ping-pong balls on Joel!
Mike as Morrissey, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :D
It's a hell of a takedown, and I'm all here for it.
Seeing James Earl Jones in an MST3K'd movie is every bit as surreal as seeing Gene Hackman and Gregory Peck in an MST3K'd movie (with Hackman and Peck in the same movie, too, Space Travelers)!
Gotta love Dr. Forrester's introduction to this movie: "James Earl Jones at a low point of his career and Kim Cattrall at a high point of her career."
The transcendent lyricist of our times, Crow T. Robot.
Can I just say how much I love this reference to the cover of a Far Side book?
Because I do.
This goofy-as-hell reference!
Yeah, sometimes the jokes could be a LITTLE dated...
THIS WRITING KILLS ME 😂
As does Trace's delivery as Crow!
Heh, perfect, that.
It's not just the joke, but how it's told. In combination with the surrealness of the scene, the effect is considerable.
god-tier reference to that one Treehouse of Horror episode of The Simpsons
And on that gold stinger, it's time to bid adieu to City Limits!
Up next is Parts: The Clonus Horror, where the Neil Diamond references are comin' to America... TODAY!
HEADCANON: it's the mustache that made Eddie Nelson in Time Chasers such an utter bastard.
Dorf Goes Riffing
Also, Pearl cosmically jinxes herself into becoming a grandmother somehow.
[back from lunch break]
I will always and forever be here for the gratuitous Super Mario jokes on this show, including but not limited to Mike humming the underground theme.
I mean, this is wrong, but it's not incorrect.
Crow: "Tom Jones here."
IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO SHARE RIFFS WITH ANYONE
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Like, NO ONE caught this juxtaposition in post-production. Geez.
Observer: "I took the liberty of making some fruit leather."
Pearl: "What the hell is fr-"
Space Kids: "FRUIT LEATHER!!! FRUIT LEATHERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
THAT MAN IS PLAYING GALAGA
Thought we wouldn't notice... but we did.
Crow: "I thought it was skin cream, but it was Elmer's Glue."
Honestly, who among us HAVEN'T made that mistake?
Parts: The Clonus Horror is a surprisingly headdy movie for an MST3K episode.
I want you to appreciate how much it pains me to admit that.
The classics never go out of fashion.
Damn. That ending.
But onto lighter and brighter things! The end of Parts: The Clonus Horror means that there's just one episode left in the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon lineup, and that's my second favorite episode of all time (behind only Jack Frost), which is Mitchell!
LET'S GO!
It's SURGICALLY ENHANCED Mitchell, too. Hoo boy.
Well... [rolls up sleeves]
IT'S GO TIME
I remember watching this on Rhino VHS for the first time, and with only a very few MST3K episodes under my belt.
It felt so odd to bid farewell to an era that I haven't really gotten to know by that point.
[best read in Billy Dee Williams' voice]
I want to contribute to a Kickstarter to degrade the visual quality of this movie.
Redrua@optiMSTie Surgicslly enhanced Mitchell also means surgically enhanced #JoeDonBaker sex scene #MST3K #MST3KTurkeyDay #MST3KTurkeyDayRedux
@Redrua We're all gonna need more Schlitz for this...
Bob Ballentine@Redrua @optiMSTie You can see that bottle of baby oil so much more clearly.
.seaks@optiMSTie the #JoeDonBaker hashtag about to catch fire
@seaks You guys watch Joe Don Baker hashtags?
Kevin From Supernatpod@optiMSTie ROMPELO!!!
Skye B.@optiMSTie Are you referring to the fact that it looks like a fart drifting into the air?🤣
@skyeb Heh, kinda sorta somewhat. :D
They refer to it as looking smoky, and they let loose with corresponding riffs.
tone groan@optiMSTie she really WAS on top of Old Smokey
Rey Estupendo@optiMSTie Back when Parts: The Clonus Horror first aired, in the rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc newsgroup I suggested that the movie could be remade as a very good action film.
Later, Michael Bay made The Island, and then had to a settle a copyright lawsuit because of how much he lifted from Parts.
I like to think that, in some small way, I helped Dreamworks lose millions of dollars.
@reyestupendo [fistbump]
Enjoying a great episode is the main goal. Provoking a multi-million dollar lawsuit is a wonderful side benefit.