This is not what I expected when I asked that monkey’s paw to get rid of all the billionaires
@Redrua
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Playing hide and seek with the inexplicable forces that control the universe.
I once heard someone describe their political views as “just to the left of Jesus” and I think about that often
Apparently including the phrase “See you in the camps!” in my email signature line is “unprofessional” and “does not align with our organizational guidelines.”
Year 2000 me: Hey look! It’s future me! Tell me, oh wise one, what wonders and delights will there be in the coming years?
Year 2025 me: Dude, I’m gonna help us both out by holding this pillow over your face after you fall asleep tonight.
Just had a raspberry cream Kit Kat and it tastes like I wish I was high
Just finished the first season of Severance. My season one review: Holy Shitballs
One day we’ll all look back on this and laugh (until the camp guards club us into submission with the butts of their rifles)
DirtyOldTownCurrent mood:
Charles Bradley with the Menahan Street Band - "The World (Is Going Up in Flames)"
