As you may have guessed, I never make it a point to miss MST3K Turkey Day. But that was outta my hands when my modem died on Thursday.
So, since I still have the weekend off and nothing else to do, I was going to do what I intended to do on Thursday: live-watch the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon and share that series love with y'all here.
I love this celebration of MST3K, I love MST3K *period* (as you could've figured from my username), so... let's rock!
And we're back in with The Sword and the Dragon!
Crow: "Is my face as weird as it looks?"
Mike: "Kiss your Aunt Bernice!"
Y'ALL SAVAGES
If Team MST3K wants to sell Surgically Enhanced version of The Sword and the Dragon, I'm buying, because this film looks AMAZING.
All the Russo-Finnish movies on this show did, but... hot damn.
Woman: "The Tugars stand at our gate!"
Mike: "Just two guys?"
That's an impossibly stupid joke, but I *heart* it.
One good thing about doing the Turkey Day Marathon this way: pauses for breaks and the like. I *do* appreciate not getting to miss anything this time.
Flashbacks to those "SEGA!" ads.
This show could have a real time capsule feel to it, and bless it forever for that.
Kevin Murphy as Ilya Murometz is absolutely KILLING it.
"That is a substitution, you spawn of the devil! No one, not even a Tugar shall order off the menu!"
:D
Love it.
Curiously accented bad guy: "This is not enough!"
Crow as bad guy: "I want Moose and Squirrel!"
ALWAYS a sucker for a good Rocky and Bullwinkle reference.
[laughs hard enough to scare the neighbors]
That "cattle call for The Sound of Music" riff with all the overlapping cries of "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE"?
Amazing. This is why I'm all in on this show.
[over a shot of many Tugars on a hill]
Crow: "It's a Tugar pileup!"
Riff of the episode, ladies and gentlemen.
Servo: "If you don't want to ride those horses, you can take the FJORD!"
Oh, Servo, no.
"Crow T. Robot rounds out the cast."
"Well... hey, you really did round out the cast!"
"I did?!"
Their comedic chemistry is just the *tops.*
And that's a wrap on The Sword and the Dragon!
Next up is The Starfighters. It has a reputation for being one of the most punishing nothings of a movie that they ever showed on MST3K, and its reputation is... well earned, to say the least!
@ElectricDoorknob "NOT AN ACTOR."
Such a great episode from such a nothing of a movie.
Glad to hear that you're a fan, too! And thanks for the follow!
@ElectricDoorknob It's the best!
Greatest fanbase in the universe, and I'm really help to get to talk with such fellow MSTies as yourself!
And you worked with some of the folks from the show? That's all sorts of awesome, more power and maddest respect to ya!
optiMSTie
Nik