Ignatius
God 
“How To Get Into Heaven”
Boost and favorite this cartoon by God so that everyone will know the things to do to get into Heaven.
NOTE: I already changed My Mind on the pineapples on pizza thing. I tried it and it’s delicious!
kopio@godpod there is hope for you after all
KitsySee, even God can learn. Talk about old dogs!!!!
zerocrossing@godpod Yeah. Never understood the people who are all, “fruit on pizza! NEVER!” 😂
OkieLadyRider@godpod You’re really funny Damn it 🤣
@OkieLadyRider thanks! hope you follow the podcast!
Its Not A Hoax@godpod
Halleluiah! We're all saved. (damn it)
Halleluiah! We're all saved. (damn it)
Yvonne4err@godpod not sure I want to get in to that non existent place but thanks for the laugh
Covie@OG_Covid lmfao
SophieToupie@godpod I ❤️pineapples on pizza but with anchovies 
Chris DeVos@SophieToupie @godpod ABSOLUTELY!
Following!!!!
BuckeyeVee@godpod
Have it yah weh 😂
Have it yah weh 😂
Bent Biker@godpod I only boosted after seeing the pineapple on pizza retraction 😀
Phoenix Rising @godpod i guess I’m in! Can I skip the line though, you know like pre-check in TSA?
Ivy is Skeptical@godpod God being adaptable to change explodes so many myths and stereotypes. Could be a trick. It’s happened before.
Eevf@godpod you have a non American version? In a lot of countries, wait staff gets paid a living wage and don't live of tips
Dirty Hippie@godpod What if we're un-opinionated about pineapple on pizza?
Coyote Surfing 🎸🎡 🌊these fkg pineapples are out of control & must be stopped.
Eat pineapple every day 🍍
Calamity 🏴☢️📛...before it eats you!
A.W.Ford, the Curious Curator@countyorange2030 @godpod I think God mixed up the toilet paper and pineapple commandments. The god I know & love intended the pineapple as TP and toilet paper as a pizza topping...
Jaq@godpod Hi, God. I know you're playing with people with the list. Everybody gets in, no exceptions. Judgment is not your thing.
RJD@JaqStone ….everybody? uhhhh
twowheelgeorge@godpod this, from the Hot Tomato in Fruita Colorado. I will never say never again.
TassieTrainNerd #VoteYes@godpod good thing I'm an athiest. PINEAPPLE FOREVER!
Goosey 2 Feet@godpod I dont agree with tipping though
@godpod i was getting ready to go athiest again, but your acceptance of pineapples on pizza prove you’re the real deal.
Lucilla Piccari@godpod I choose hell and a total ban on pineapple pizza 😂😂😅
Andrew Rowe@godpod Thank you God for giving me something to not believe in.
Gabrielle Gueron@godpod
🤣🤣 Sorry! It’s in the book, I didn’t write it!!
🤣🤣 Sorry! It’s in the book, I didn’t write it!!
ThinkingSapien@godpod overhead toilet paper doesn't work so well when you have cats that like to turnthe toilet paper roll.
Tracy Lynn@godpod I have ADHD so I always leave people on read, DAMN IT!!!
@godpod
It doesn’t come as a surprise that you’ve ‘converted’ to pineapple on pizza - it is, after all, divine.
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On the other hand, my thoughts & prayers to all who’ve strayed into the clutches of the Evil Green Orbs…. (They know who they are).
Casiv5179@godpod well, D@mn it. Thanks for changing your mind about pineapples on pizza, that was the one thing that was going to keep me out of heaven.
Ribky@godpod Oh thank God (erm... thank you?) for the pineapple on pizza policy change, that was the only thing damning me.
Elohi@godpod that gets a follow. Pineapple and mushrooms are my favorite pizza toppings 😋💞
@godpod Pineapples on Pizza? This must be The Good Place.
RainbowMom@godpod satan has taken control of heaven! Run!!
Back Look Cinema@godpod I guess I'm going to Hell, because I love pineapples on pizza. I guess I can just ask for forgiveness everytime I have a Hawaiian pizza?
aKiss4LuckPineapple on pizza? YES!
I was dismayed when I saw this vid... no pineapple on pizza... so wrong... so very wrong. But you've gotten it right now so followed. 😆
Alan Jam@godpod Very good God