Stop saying there are no algorithms. Algorithms don't necessarily involve opaque machine learning-driven decisions. Showing posts in chronological order is an algorithm. Showing a partial ordering of posts coming in from other nodes in a federated distributed system is an algorithm. Anything involving computers uses algorithms.

Even if you can predict what it does, there's an algorithm. ESPECIALLY if you can predict what it does.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

Next: Crypto means cryptography, damn it.
@mattblaze Damn straight. It's a library we use in programming and now when I type it, a dumbass voice in my head says "bro" everytime. It's like the Meathead Rob on the DirecTV campaigns.