"the secret scientists don't want you to know!!" Dude have you ever met a single scientist? My scientist friends are desperate for me to know about the changing mating habits of Brown marmorated stink bugs. They're screaming at the top of their lungs to tell you EVERYTHING.
@KylePlantEmoji They drive you mad. I've interacted with a few cookers who are so ignorant of science, hey they think we sit around and plot the 'next big hoax'. They are a viscous as porcine excrement.