GinaRedfern
God 
When I get to 50,000 followers I will get a Mastodon tattoo’d on my left butt-cheek.
i will provide a picture as proof if / when this happens
moliver@godpod
If Mastodon fails, you can always tell people you really like the band.
If Mastodon fails, you can always tell people you really like the band.
AmandaHilden 
@godpod You should also get an infinity tattoo so everyone knows your butt is infinite. 
Dad Joke 🏴☠️@godpod I’ve seen Raiders of the lost ark. We will melt if we see the buttcheek of god.
Linearchaos 
There are worse ways to go.
Brian R. Sala 🍻Nonono. Showing his back side is his move from way back. Ask #Moses
Laser314@godpod So we finally get a Moses view point!
"And the Lord said, “Behold, there is a place by me where you shall stand on the rock, and while my glory passes by I will put you in a cleft of the rock, and I will cover you with my hand until I have passed by. Then I will take away my hand, and you shall see my back, but my face shall not be seen.” (Ex. 33:19–23)
Jane@godpod I thought we weren't allowed to look upon you... have you changed the rules??
Alan Martello@godpod please no butt pic - you’re god, I trust you.
Sara Vanessa Wx@alanmartello @godpod the right answer ☝🏼
Myrha Cheval 🦆@godpod A picture is meaningless because we know you can just make the tattoo go *poof* when we're not looking. #Omnipotence
SpeakEasy@godpod ok then we can expect a picture of God's tattoo - I can hardly wait. anybody told the Pope yet - is he on here?
Polygon Pusher📻
«Harvey Esquire»@godpod
BTW. How did you get Twitter Verified? Philosophers have been seeking proof of God for ages. Did you do some David Blaine type of sleight of hand and convinced them it's a miracle? Where is David Blaine anyway?
#EnquiringMindsWantToKnow
Kevin Larsen 📚@HarveyEsq While I'm not the original person you asked, blue verification checkmarks on Mastodon are just emoji people personally put in themselves to their own username #noxp
I_Like_Books (She/Her)@godpod Please put it behind a CW and sensitive notice. I do not need to see anyone's butt, not even God's 😀
Pete@godpod Oh God! No!
Christine Newell@godpod no please don’t 😬 we can picture it clearly we don’t need that photo 🫣🤣🤣🤣
Ems_Jane@godpod how will we know it’s your bum?
Diane@godpod you’re close
catbab@godpod bring it!
Beanking@godpod I just found out God has a butt.
Anagram Man@godpod wait, do they have tattoos in heaven? What kind of ink do they use?
Karen Froehlich
Melissamc1@godpod Do I just have to make a leap of faith that you have the tattoo or will there be pictures?
WCOW The ArchersPictures of God's butt? Sacrilege! Heretic.
Rhiannon
Elon MuskIf you can make it, I will launch myself out into outer space and drive my Tesla to the moon.
Christine 🏳️⚧️🦋@godpod dear God, I have so many questions. Let's start with is there a tattoo gun strong enough to pierce your immortal skin?
The Angry Mountain@godpod just bring them back. But only in downtown Chicago
Hamlet of Melnibone@godpod
Yikes, where’s that trunk going?
Yikes, where’s that trunk going?
KitsyGood God!
Who me?@godpod
...and on the seventh day he would've rested but his butt was sore.
...and on the seventh day he would've rested but his butt was sore.
Dean Stone@godpod I’ll paint it!
Sredni Eel@godpod What will you put on your right cheek?
Bruce Mirken@godpod The Almighty has butt cheeks?
MichaelYour eternal subjects want proof of the tattoo if and when you get 50K followers.
Big Head Tales@godpod
As it is written in Jethro 4:20
As it is written in Jethro 4:20
Rob Miracle@godpod You're not far away!
Skoots ✅@godpod it will be later tonight
Katie@godpod get ready to post that pic.
Bonnie Schwertner@godpod There are pretty good temporary tattoos.
Keith J Chouinard 
MKGehring@godpod ok, I followed. Proof is in the pudding, whatever that means….
SereneViola@godpod you don’t already have one? Disappointed
Greg Ackerman 🎶✨@godpod Lolololololololol 🤣🤣🤣
@godpod we will need video.
Bogie B. 🇨🇦 🇺🇸@godpod Following, for a pony at Christmas.
🌟lyssa🌟@godpod Pics or it didn't happen! ;)
Raf@godpod 👆🏽I will not. ☝🏽
MrEric35@godpod I am having this post notarized by a public authority.
Sergio VDS@godpod
Oh, and I knowing the queer God
Oh, and I knowing the queer God