When I get to 50,000 followers I will get a Mastodon tattoo’d on my left butt-cheek.
@godpod Do I just have to make a leap of faith that you have the tattoo or will there be pictures?

Pictures of God's butt? Sacrilege! Heretic.

@Melissamc1 @godpod

@wcow @Melissamc1 @godpod If Moses had a camera we'd already have a pic.