YOU: I murdered someone.

YOUR DOG: I'm totally cool with that. I love you.

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YOU: I murdered someone.

YOUR CAT: Me too.

@Jake_Vig
YOU: I murdered someone.
YOUR PYRENEAN SHEEPDOG: I'm aware. Nothing happens in this mountain without my knowing, remember? But you're safe, I herded the rest of that tourist's family into a ravine.