"the secret scientists don't want you to know!!" Dude have you ever met a single scientist? My scientist friends are desperate for me to know about the changing mating habits of Brown marmorated stink bugs. They're screaming at the top of their lungs to tell you EVERYTHING.
@KylePlantEmoji my wife has a phd in robotics and WILL spend a considerable time of her night trying to tell me about her research when I’m trying to sleep