Mastodawn

Mary Poppins taught us all that the empty meaningless lives of the spawn of soulless bourgeois fucks can be redeemed but it requires witchcraft.

@GrimmReality It also taught us Dick Van Dyke can't do a British accent.

@pyager @GrimmReality … and was even worse trying for a cockney accent. In fact the accent he ended up producing is almost impossible to replicate.

Wit hcraft is often the answer.

But not until college.

@GrimmReality witchcraft you say ? I'm here for it.

@GrimmReality or the casual intervention of a Time Lord (Lady?)

I think it was back in the old Livejournal days; two or three Internet Epochs back, that somebody pointed out the obvious (Poppins is Gallifreyan)

@trochee
Lots about it out there, that and the Magic Schoolbus lady
@GrimmReality

Ms Frizzle is _definitely_ a Time Lord

@GrimmReality also: sugar and medicine. Just keep them high on sugar and pharmaceuticals while you do your thing!

@GrimmReality Do Sound of Music next!!!