Mary Poppins taught us all that the empty meaningless lives of the spawn of soulless bourgeois fucks can be redeemed but it requires witchcraft.
@GrimmReality It also taught us Dick Van Dyke can't do a British accent. 
@pyager @GrimmReality … and was even worse trying for a cockney accent. In fact the accent he ended up producing is almost impossible to replicate.