JasonPomerantzNew Diet Plan
-The best way to thin down is to exercise.
-The best way to exercise is to move around a lot of weight.
-The best way to move a lot of weight is to get fat.
-Therefore, the best way to thin down is to get fat.
herchenroder 🤖@JasonPomerantz I swear I once to told my wife, “I should be in a lot better shape given how fat I am.”