I enjoyed "Glass Onion" very much, until the last few minutes.

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The Mona Lisa is destroyed and… that's a good thing?

I kept hoping for a reveal that it wasn't actually the real painting. But no. The fact that is was genuine was critical to the plot.

It was burned due to the direct action of one of the heroes. And... everyone's happy?

Sorry, that ruined the whole movie for me.

Am I misunderstanding something?

I believe the moon-landing was real, global warming is a threat, and vaccines are good. I don't believe they're hoaxes. I'm not hokey.

OK, I know "hokey" doesn't mean you believe in hoaxes.

But it should.

These boots were made for puns about the nature of consciousness...

A footwear company recently announced the successful development of an experimental boot with highly advanced embedded microchips. The technology makes automatic adjustments for things like indoor or outdoor walking and the pressure of the wearer's steps.

Incidentally, this also irrefutably proves that an artificial intelligence can indeed have a sole.

Astrophysics and School Yard Games:

The gravity of a black hole is so powerful it pulls light from behind it all the way to the front.

That means an observer can actually see objects that are in back of it.

Therefore, if you ever play hide-and-go-seek, it’s probably not a good idea to hide behind a black hole.

These days, playing video games for more than an hour or so makes my wrists hurt.

This will become a larger and larger problem as I (continue to) age. And it applies to every other gamer as well.

The nursing homes of the future will be dominated by game consoles, just as those of today have prominent TVs. Foresighted game developers should be planning for this now.

Simplified control schemes. Larger interface devices, with bigger buttons. A slower pace in general.

Does the Peter Principle apply to God?

It would explain a lot.

Special Haiku Edition

My shampoo's not right.
That's no surprise, it's a sham.
My hair needs realpoo.

An ex-president, an antisemitic rapper, and a white supremacist have dinner at a resort in Florida...

I've been trying to think of a punchline, but it's just not funny.

Pots in which we boil water follow anti-quantum mechanical rules:

They only boil when they're not observed.

New Diet Plan

-The best way to thin down is to exercise.

-The best way to exercise is to move around a lot of weight.

-The best way to move a lot of weight is to get fat.

-Therefore, the best way to thin down is to get fat.