*my eyes open wide, a glass slips from my hand and shatters on the floor*

What if Jolene was Death?

@SirEviscerate Dolly herself said Jolene was a redhead.... but that's one HECK of a story prompt.
@stonebear @SirEviscerate ah, a redhead. Obviously War then...

@emmaByrneAuthor @SirEviscerate no no, not anything *quite* so Large.

I still think the original prompt is more interesting then the reality, tho. It's not quite your classic Outwit the Devil trope that's so popular in them there parts, but still. I may have to see what I can do with it. :)