Jake_VigYOU: I murdered someone.
YOUR DOG: I'm totally cool with that. I love you.
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YOU: I murdered someone.
YOUR CAT: Me too.
Jean-Philippe 
Dog: ahh he's feeding me, he's offering me shelter, he's petting me! HE MUST BE GOD!
Cat: ahh he's feeding me, he's offering me shelter, he's petting me! I MUST BE GOD!