@mrdalesmith @MooseAllain @ridetheory My brother once answered the phone "Scrooby sperm bank, five pounds a spurt, ten pounds a bucket… ah, good afternoon Lady Scarbrough, I'll just go and get mum"

I don't think he ever did that one again.

@pdcawley @mrdalesmith @MooseAllain @ridetheory I have a friend who answered "*Surname* Crematorium, you kill 'em, we grill 'em!"