Piers CawleyNov 23, 2022

@mrdalesmith @MooseAllain @ridetheory My brother once answered the phone "Scrooby sperm bank, five pounds a spurt, ten pounds a bucket… ah, good afternoon Lady Scarbrough, I'll just go and get mum"

I don't think he ever did that one again.

Show threadVicky the Labrat
@pdcawley @mrdalesmith @MooseAllain @ridetheory I have a friend who answered "*Surname* Crematorium, you kill 'em, we grill 'em!"
Nov 23, 2022 at 6:52pmWeb
Show threadCanSproutNov 23, 2022
@Vickythelabrat @ridetheory @mrdalesmith @MooseAllain @pdcawley my ex used to do that. 😂
Show threadDaveNov 23, 2022
@Vickythelabrat @pdcawley @mrdalesmith @MooseAllain @ridetheory often, when my dad (81) phones someone, once they pick up he announces "It is I! Leclerc!" Even though 'Allo 'Allo hasn't been on air for 30 years.
Show threadPatfallowNov 23, 2022
@Vickythelabrat @pdcawley @mrdalesmith @MooseAllain @ridetheory my dad claimed that, when he was in the RAF, they would answer the barracks phone with ‘Station piggery, duty pig speaking’…until the day an air Vice-Marshall called!