Me: the kids haven't eaten their sandwiches
Wife: ok just throw them out

[Later]
Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as you are

@ArfMeasures Hilarious but also reminds me of the end of Time Bandits

That movie messed me up 😜

@ArfMeasures Thank you for making me choke on my coffee! 😂😂
@ArfMeasures The belly laugh I needed today. Thanks!
@ArfMeasures My friend's two-year-old got hold of his Nintendo DS and really liked playing Mario Kart. I told him it was hopeless now and he had to throw the whole kid away and start over.