Behold a plant equipped with a machete

The artist attached electrical sensors to the plant, and its electrical activity triggers unpredictable swings of a glisteningly sharp weapon

Link to the original video here: https://www.dwbowen.com/plant-machete

Thoughts from me in this blog post (item #4): https://clivethompson.medium.com/contranyms-song-sharks-and-a-plant-that-swings-a-machete-cf510c89b059

plant machete β€” David Bowen

plant controlled robot holding a machete

David Bowen
@clive plant and machete vs crab and knife. who you got? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA
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@joshsternberg @clive I want to see plants fighting each other! Fascinating, freaky, and hilarious. 🀯😱🀣

@Masa @joshsternberg

Plant fight!

@clive @joshsternberg I don't know how to make short videos, but I would love to see someone add 70's Kung Fu movies style sound effects to that original video πŸ₯‹πŸ€œπŸ»πŸ€£

@joshsternberg

I can't figure out who I'd bet on but holy moses do I want to see that fight

@clive the implications for this technology are amazing! Wow!
@clive I feel like every noise rock band should be called Plant Machete

@ernie @clive i like this as a band name!

and unpopular opinion but i do not think we should be arming plants. even in the name of art!

@man @ernie

It's certainly unsettling to see!

@ernie

I want to *form* one now

@clive gah, this is reminding me that I need to water my plants πŸ˜¬β€‹

I had a very strong reaction to this and it's been fascinating to try to work out why; I find the machete a strange projection of a very human approach to "defense" - the use of a weapon. Defenses in nature that plants employ, as you described in your post, are more of a symbiotic relationship with the environment around them; this feels like an escalated version of that in an incredibly disappointingly anthropomorphized way; the moral objection I have is to the fact that humans default to using weapons (exclusive to humans, created by us and used only by us) for our form of survival, instead of a more natural symbiotic relationship with the world around us.

But wow, what a thought experiment.

@zanmcquade

Yes, this is a really good point! The gut-punch of this artwork is the anachronism of a barbarically human weapon linked to the activity of a plant

(It just occurred to me now that the machete's use as a lethal intra-human weapon is a second-order use; it was originally designed for use with ... hacking through *plants*. So, an additional layer in the art here)

@clive amazing point re: function of a machete. I'm more at fault for not realizing that after just watching a ton of United Farm Workers food harvesting videos where they are absolutely using machetes!

@zanmcquade

It only occurred to me just as I was writing that reply!

@clive This begs the question, who unplugs the robot from the plant? 🫣

@tjtreehugger2

I know πŸ˜…

Bonus points if they connected the system to a big solar array that powers it

So you have to wait for the sun to go down for the plant to go to sleep

then in the morning WATCH OUT

@clive Well, I’m done for

@Html_Entities

Hey, question -- given your wonderful cigar-box guitar icon, do you make/play them?

I made one like 10 years ago, it is a *blast* to play

@clive Have made a handful, then got serious and started guitar lessons - figured I needed to get better before filling the house.

@Html_Entities

Right on!

Love those baritone ukuleles, too -- I picked up an inexpensive one in northern Ontario this summer and play it all the time now

@clive The real problem is that we discovered that I was drawn to learning classical guitar, something cigar box jobs aren’t known for πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

@Html_Entities

Alas, no

Classic guitar is f'in metal though

@clive how in the name of sanity did anyone get the idea this was a good idea?

@SitekOtaku

Well, to be fair, it's a work of art, so part of the point is that it's a bad idea lol

@clive

Whoa! Whoa! Dude!
What makes you think the Plantae don’t have 538.5 million years of pent-up resentment about being eaten?
And you gave a plant control of a machete?
This is NOT going to end well.

@ScottAkenhead

Totally

Plants are sick of our shit

If we arm them it is OVER for us

Angry shrubs, roaming the streets