Maybe if we start calling our body parts gun-sounding names like “revulva” or “shooterus” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.
@OhNoSheTwitnt glad to see this evergreen tweet migrate over.
@OhNoSheTwitnt I like that! I can’t think of any more witty puns, but I bet with that strategy you could definitely slip a lot past the goalies!
@OhNoSheTwitnt Just think off all the spare Clits you could carry for your revulva
@OhNoSheTwitnt you are brilliant! So glad to find you here.
@OhNoSheTwitnt Unfortunately, I fear they would simply argue that they should have unfettered access to those units because of the 2nd amendment.
@OhNoSheTwitnt I'd like to suggest "Boobzooka".
@OhNoSheTwitnt Be careful what you wish for. Odds are they’d legalize polygamy and start collecting them - though we all know they don’t know how to use them - just like their guns.
@OhNoSheTwitnt or learn to hold a gun with your lady bits? That might work, too.
@OhNoSheTwitnt Just incorporate your uterus as a business, it will suddenly have WAY more rights
@OhNoSheTwitnt “happiness is a warm gun”-Lennon’s song was an allusion to satisfaction in the female sense😉