7 things all kids need to hear

1 I love you

2 I'm proud of you

3 I'm sorry

4 I forgive you

5 I'm listening

6 RAID is not backup. Make offsite backups. Verify backup. Find out restore time. Otherwise, you got what we call Schrödinger backup

7 You've got what it takes

@nixCraft Also, if you *do* say "RAID is backup" three times in a datacentre, I appear behind you and start shrieking.
@backupbear @nixCraft Oh that was YOU was it? I really was only joking, but you gave the security guard a nasty moment...