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The identity of the salad tongs I used to retrieve my child's underwear from a toilet that also contained her poo is a secret I will take with me to the grave
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welp, not coming over tonight to have salad
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@DrTCombs
honestly, tongs should be a dedicated bathroom tool. Ideally the rubbery nonslip gripping ones.
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