SirEviscerate 
ME: I was at the laundromat washing my unmentionables, and-
HER: You mean your underwear?
*The fabric of the universe starts to tear*
ME: You fool! What have you done?!
Jen@SirEviscerate @dorsalstream I’m assuming the brand was Fruit of the Loom-ing Apocalypse?
RM@jenerallyspeaking @SirEviscerate and Calvin Decline