Steve
God 
This site makes me feel guilty about the fact I didnβt let mastodons on the Ark.
Hilda bold & boobless π@godpod oops
JstaffordRN@godpod oh π
Melina@godpod π€£π€£
MidnightLibrarian@godpod I'm not gonna lie, the Unicorns hurt worse. π¦π¦π¦
Tony Roam"A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn." - Banacek
moliver@godpod You didn't let velociraptors on either. Overall, a net positive.
Sean of Londinium
Ilsa π β
Johnydon π¨π¦πΊπ¦
Patricia Lavatai
Bill Wofford π@godpod or dinosaurs
SuePChicken@godpod yes really sad .that's why i like the relatives all the more 
Nosaj 
Shift blame to Noah, cut him loose, give yourself a healthy EOFY bonus.
Studio Beau@godpod what did they do to deserve exclusion?
Cornholifella@godpod It has come full circle
Brad Ganley@godpod It happens to the best of us, pops
Vader Tea Thyme@godpod not to be a know it all but how were the mastodons going to get to Noah from the Americas? Donβt smite me!
Devo@godpod at least we still see green alligators and long neck geese
Beanie MacIntosh@godpod Awbody has their flaws
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Rod_Rescueman@godpod at least you left them in cryo so we could find them later. Mind if we resurrect them?
Payoshni@godpod Deus Culpa? π₯
DaSkinny βοΈ
Deniseyesnosure@godpod I think leaving out the dinosaurs was even worse - if there were dinosaurs around today, Elon Musk wouldn't exist!
@deniseyns @godpod But most of our politicians would.
@PJLavatai @godpod lol yeah, unfortunately true
Sebe π¦@godpod
Time to show us a rainbow again. Then we'll consider forgiving you.
Time to show us a rainbow again. Then we'll consider forgiving you.
GGForThePeople@godpod π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π
@godpod Dear God, what the Hell are you saying?
ALL creatures great and small were supposed to be on the Ark!
ALL creatures great and small were supposed to be on the Ark!
Phil OβRourke
Mafeesh 
@godpod Well fancy you turning up here as well!
I look forward to reading your non-existent musings again.
I look forward to reading your non-existent musings again.
@AloysiusAlgernonvonTrapp @godpod
Took him/her/it long enough to include mastadon in the definition of "everywhere" π
jprestonian@godpod You should be ashamed. Bad God. BAD!
DerekIsAngry@godpod Not all of the animals could live within walking distance of Noah's house, I guess.
SpiderWrangler@godpod You should feel ashamed. I feel better now finding you here.
SueI guess no one perfect
Soozcat@godpod It's just as well. None of the others would have survived their massive tooting.
@godpod The Platypus took their spot I guess. You made tough choices.
I found you God! Or you found me here on mastodon! Good to see you!
Shak@godpod and I follow the god every Chanel ( he/she/it or none binary) he chose or goes π
CodexNotFound@godpod can't you just create new ones out of the blue?
MicMacI want to see a Disney movie like ice age, but it's all the creatures not allowed on the arc, trying to get to high ground and then drowning.
I think the unicorn will be the chief denier.
LDD Mother@godpod ahhhhhhh God is here, all is right with the world once more
desperadosilverfish@godpod Holy shit even God made it over here. Nice to see you. :D
Jessica Stewart@godpod oh, itβs good to see you, God. Love your work
@godpod can you follow back?
Dr Jos π¦πΊπ«π·π±π§ 
@godpod Iβm more annoyed at the things you did let on lol
Erin Dickins @godpod GOD!!!! Welcome! So glad youβre here!
Christopher Moura@godpod Youβre forgiven. π
Gregor Kalinkat
Why mammoths went extinct #shorts
Heidi@godpod ππ€£ππ
Fuchsia Palpatine@godpod I just canβtβ¦. π€£π€£
Greggie@godpod hold that thought as we may need another Ark ! #justsaying