I’m pretty happy with what I consider my last tweet.

I keep reading arguments about why you shouldn’t leave Twitter but…

If Bad People try to crowd into your neighborhood Chili’s, you fight them off. If Bad People BUY the neighborhood Chili’s, you go to Applebee’s instead.

Welcome to Applebee’s.

@lexfri maybe we could all meet @jsnell there for a boy’s night.
@iamwcr @jsnell excellent deep cut
@lexfri @jsnell bows deeply in awkward parasocial relationship shame. 😅
@lexfri I was on the fence about leaving until I saw the replies to your tweet. The Bad People are never going to stop pointing at the Good People going to Chili's as a sign that the Bad People are correct.
@lexfri I’ll have the hot apple pie ice cream mess, whatever you call it.
@lexfri For my last tweet, I just posted a video of the stinger from Ferris Bueller's Day Off without any further comment. 😂