Just hit TEN THOUSAND followers here! Thanks to everyone! In celebration, here’s a picture of Satan and I laughing at Republicans who think they’re getting into Heaven.
@godpod We’re still rocking 0 😂
@godpod hello fellow god fearing friends! Please consider following me in this new strange land
@godpod Is our brother Satan here yet?
@godpod congratulations! Thank “You” you’re here! Now let create something special! 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏼🖖🏼
@godpod if this place is good enough for you it’s good enough for me!
@godpod So glad you're here with us. I'm sure everything will be okay, now. Or at least we're all here together.
@godpod Hi ya God. Welp, wish you could take care of this for me - I was permanently suspended from Twitter when Musk took over. I had 27.5 thousand followers. If you'd like to help me out, could you please post on your Twitter timeline that I'm over here on Mastodon? I have no way to reach my friends there: @HelenArmstrong5 THANK YOU
@godpod Either way, it's great to see a familiar face here.
@DynaSore @godpod agree! It’s almost like a celebrity sighting.
@godpod when you left twitter. I knew it was time for me to leave! #followthegod
@godpod Ot’s good to see you’ve come across from the bird site.
@godpod The glory of the One who moves all things
permeates the universe and glows,
in one part more and in another less.
@godpod I will follow you until the prime mover is verified

@godpod Thank GOD you and SATAN are finally here!
Of course, the S-devil tempted me, but I awaited your eventual Arrival!

Now, about that unholy convivialité...
🙏😲🤣

@godpod for the love of God, get your grammar right. It’s a picture of me, so it’s als a picture of Satan and me. Thank you lord.
@godpod Welcome to Mastodon, God.
@godpod Where is Satan? He needs to be here also...
@godpod Thank YOU that I found you here 🙏
@godpod “satan and me”… learn English, for God’s sake!
@godpod I’m so glad I found God on Mastodon.
@godpod There is still a slim chance of redemption, but it only lasts until their vitriolic dreamlord regains the launch codes. Here's hoping! ⏳⌛🌎💥❄
@godpod Wait until they hear that Jesus was 'woke'.
@godpod you can even call me by the name you gave me 😡