holy crap, I was thinking about taking ONE class at the local community college and they are basically asking me for my life history. I have a degree from the damn place why can't you just connect the dots?

enter my gpa from HIGH SCHOOL??? seriously? where the hell would I even find those stone tablets?

I have a Master's degree but yes... that High school gpa from like 30 years ago is VITAL information.

I'm just making sh!+ up now... gpa... 4.00 why not...?
WHAT GRADE DID I RECEIVE IN MY 12TH GRADE ENGLISH CLASS?!?!?! WTF????

and now for the unanswerable security questions....
don't have an older sibling
as a military brat i don't have a "street number of the house you grew up in" or "the name of my 6th grade teacher" We moved 12 times while i was in elementary school including 3x in 6th grade.

Who makes up these questions?

@MsMerope I always just treat them like another password, so it doesn't matter what the question is. I could have things like my teacher's name being
basket8-tuliP-smile. (I keep my answers noted in my password manager.)
@jeridansky I have a set of stock answers for all of them like "p00phead" and "ridiculous??Rridiculous" The questions are always just so white middle class americky
@MsMerope I never much thought about that, since I basically ignore the question itself, but you've got a good point. "Best friend in college" is one I got; that's quite an assumption.