Sean McBeth

Scrambled eggs for breakfast: "2 please. 3? Oh no, I could never. Oof, feel bloated just thinking about it."

Deviled eggs: "oh, sure, I'll have a deviled egg. Mmm, that was good, just one more. And another, teehee. Is that baby carrots and dip on the next plate over? Yes, just a little break between eggs. Eeeeeeggs. Eggs eggs eggs. Oh, the plate is empty. Are there any more? No? You used up the whole dozen on that plate? Hold on, I'll run to the store."

Nov 20, 2022 at 4:12amWeb
Show threadSean McBethNov 20, 2022
These are surely the eggs of Satan, because only a dark contract could account for the never satiable hunger for deviled eggs.
Show threadHelles BelleNov 20, 2022
@seanmcbeth
A truer tale has not been told. 😂
Show threadAvi Bar-ZeevNov 20, 2022
@seanmcbeth It's healthier, because we only added some mayonnaise (which is made from eggs and oil) to the yolks to make them tastier.