God 
Hi there!
How are you?
Anything I can do to help?
How are you?
Anything I can do to help?
ELRRocks@godpod Where shall I begin? 😂
Frida Kahlua🌊🇺🇲🇵🇭🇺🇦@godpod
If youre that powerful do us a huge favor by turning Trump into a toad. Thats all.🙄
If youre that powerful do us a huge favor by turning Trump into a toad. Thats all.🙄
@FridaKahlua working on it
NikkiNova@godpod yes. How about a return to sending evil overlords…straight to hell? No?
Dr. Christian DeFeo@NikkiNova @godpod God has been out of the "smiting" business for far too long.
Patricia Gandolfini@godpod I have this pain…
nojarama@godpod start a locust swarm in the US Senate and Supreme Court STAT!!!
Sue M.@godpod Hello! Doing great, hope you are too. Thanks for the offer to help...I'm good, for now.
Boiglenoight@godpod I broke my big toe. It hurts. I don’t need any help, just wanted you to know.
SuePChicken@godpod a hello from europe, germany. please send good vibes in the east of us.. vibes of peace.. 
and take care of america
and take care of america
Dee In Calgary@godpod Please convince my husband to let me have more than 2 cats.
That should fix all the problems with the world
(Hey, you asked, I had to try)
Tee Koobaan, Kevin Sorbo's failed acting coach
real_kochinsky@godpod Thanks for asking, but no. You gave me everything I need to help myself. 👍
@BillyJoeEpitaph whew...good
Micphilly@godpod yes! I need the stress out of my life.
Glynnisi@godpod Follow back?
zeno's paradox speedrunner@godpod lord... help me to finally unpack my home office from the move in early oct.
no, seriously, my desk is heavy
Hilda bold & boobless 🌈@godpod I found God 🤸
Doc Kinne@godpod 20 years ago I had a sister who could make me laugh so well she could have made money off me. Today she texted me to start a fight & tell me I'm "disgusting." I want my old sister from 20 years ago back. Hey, you asked! 🙂
April Wine@godpod There are so many things I need help with that I wouldn't even know where to begin.
@AprilWine same tbh
@godpod Can I place an order to smite Trump? Maybe turn him over to the Iranians for the bounty.
@CarlVernet his smite is ongoing!
JL Roberson.@godpod Revenge and wrath, my enemies. The usual
Leonard Simon Klar@godpod The Universe... can we try switching it off and back on again?
Cyber Yuki@godpod One smiting-dictators please! 
JonyaP@godpod Hi! I could use a hug.
@SewHappy1960 huuggg
Jansen Mann 🌞@godpod Is it possible to smite Space Karen now you're here?
Sean Lloyd@godpod Can we have a third series of #Mindhunter? It was just getting good.
Obviously fix the poverty and suffering first, but then immediately after that, Mindhunter please.
Sandy Briggs@godpod thank “you” you’re here ….
Daisy 4792k@godpod
Hey! Some sunshine would be good today…
Hey! Some sunshine would be good today…
DartzIRL@godpod Do you still smite?
I have a list
VoteBlueGirl@godpod please let my Thanksgiving turkey turn out juicy, not dry..🦃🦃
Gobble gobble
Gobble gobble
Normal Dude@godpod
Can you ask Lady Luck to send me some luv?! 🤞😉
Can you ask Lady Luck to send me some luv?! 🤞😉
nullwave@godpod actually exist? 😅
kechpaja@godpod Are you there, God? It’s me, a Mastodon user.
Bellison22@godpod give twitter to Dolly Parton
The OneTell me a joke funny man. 
@godpod You could hasten the finale of the Twittumpster Fire
Sredni Vashtar@godpod reverse Brexit as fast as possible. How is Britain not part of Erurope ffs?!
usbs-usa@godpod Got my #CovidBooster and my arm hurts!!
David Lohr@godpod Lord please answer my prayer. Please give me patience and forbearance to be able to endure the freedom fanatics the next two years, and their insistence that freedom is what they're about when it feels more like something Your nemesis is promoting. Did I mention one of these cohorts name's rhymes with mean? Thank you for knowing what I am publishing way before I even hit the Publish! button. Amen.
Clara@godpod oh my God, you follow the mammouth you too !
Shannon@godpod Can you help me do better on VR mini-golf that I play with my family? It's getting a bit embarrassing having everyone beat me.
Elsiebb@godpod make Adam Frisch win!
Dufus@godpod Hi God! Did you escape Twitter?
Robert Hughes🖖
@godpod Maybe accept my follow request? 😁
Rev. NSD@godpod glad to see you again, boss
Truly, If I ascend to heaven, you are there;
if I make my bed in mastodon, you are there.
Amanda Green 🇨🇦🚀@godpod make energy free!
AnneBeeltje@godpod worldpeace
Mary Minnoch@godpod you know, I'd ask for something but I think this might be one of those scenarios where you ask to have your pain cured then wind up standing at the pearly gates....so...yep, all good 😁
Zoe_Washburne@godpod You can hurry up the investigations so that the evil regime is finally held accountable. Pretty please?