Kevin Bruce
USPS Tracking
1. We're not sure it exists.
2. It's arrived.
Nov 19, 2022 at 2:59amWeb
Show threadKevin Boyd (he/him) 🇨🇦Nov 19, 2022

@kevinbruce Canada Post:

1. We're not sure it exists.
2. It's arrived.
3. It's on its way!

Show threadKevin Boyd (he/him) 🇨🇦Nov 19, 2022
@kevinbruce (actually, my teasing here might be a bit misplaced. I've certainly encountered the behaviour, but I can't recall if it was Canada Post specifically.)
Show threadKevin BruceNov 19, 2022
@kboyd still more accurate than an Apple progress bar ;)
Show threadKevin Boyd (he/him) 🇨🇦Nov 19, 2022
@kevinbruce and to paraphrase Lewis Black, "Congratulations, Apple - you've ruined beachballs!"
Show threadJoe Beehammer (🐝 🔨)Nov 19, 2022
@kevinbruce
# Don't forget FedEx:
🎁 Shipped
🚛 On its way!
❓ Something went wrong....
📆 .... Er.....
😅 It's here!
Show threadJessica Nov 19, 2022
@kevinbruce but also sometimes 3. It's been stuck in Nashville for 3 weeks 🤷‍♀️
Show threadKevin BruceNov 19, 2022
@jessicamauerhan ^^this. So much, this!
Show threadPaul Hennell • DevNov 19, 2022

@kevinbruce I had a UPS parcel delivered that tracking said would be there end of day Wednesday. Then end of day Thursday. Then it was delivered early Friday with a label saying it was left by the door 12:17 Thursday.

No idea how they make deliveries so complicated.

Show threadChris AbbeyNov 19, 2022

@kevinbruce then there’s

3. We silently attempted delivery during the 3 minutes you ran to the bathroom from the lookout you’ve been manning all day. You can pick your package up clear across town from 4 to 5 today.

Show threadKevin BruceNov 19, 2022
@cabbey I saw a meme once that was looking for new employees that were expert “ding and dashers” when they were kids 😂
Show threadJohnWNov 24, 2022
@kevinbruce Lol, every time!
Show threadGlenG🌻 - Support UkraineNov 24, 2022
@kevinbruce So, so true. :)
Show thread(((Jann Gobble)))🏳️‍🌈Nov 24, 2022
@kevinbruce That happened to me yesterday: Amazon saying "Oh, it's been pushed to Friday or Saturday." then 2 hrs later, it's here.
Show threadPaul Stewart IINov 24, 2022
@kevinbruce 3. Oops. It hasn’t arrived. 4. We’re not sure it exists. 5. Arrives (from actual experience)
Show threadRobin FinehoutNov 24, 2022
@kevinbruce Amazon tracking. Your package is 5 stops away, and has been sitting at this location for 12 hours.
Show threadJim AshNov 24, 2022
@kevinbruce I lost the tracking number for my daughters passport. I’m so screwed.
Show threadKevin BruceNov 24, 2022
@jashsf ohhh—that stinks!
Show threadhannyNov 24, 2022
@kevinbruce so so true