Shepherd@KBSpangler KB WE SHOULD DO A MASTO EXCLUSIVE KOALA SALE
KBSpanglerNO
NO NO NO NO NO
I GAVE YOU ONE LAST SENDOFF ON TWITTER
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Alan Garde@KBSpangler NOW IT IS TIME FOR WELCOMING PEOPLE TO MASTODON
Sean Eric Fagan@neolithicsheep @KBSpangler THERE HAVE BEEN ZERO PLUSH KOALA SALES ON MASTODON YOU CAN MAKE HISTORY!
@kithrup @KBSpangler KB WE CAN HOLD THE FIRST EVER PLUSH KOALA SALE ON MASTODON
@neolithicsheep @kithrup NO. I'M OVERCOMMITTED FROM THE LAST SALE. THAT WAS FIVE DAYS AGO. YOU UTTER MANIAC.
NO.
@KBSpangler @neolithicsheep HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@KBSpangler @neolithicsheep Like Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer!
AGAIN, NO
Ross Grady@neolithicsheep @KBSpangler YESSSSS c'mon KB we need to help Shep associate this site with dopamine/goblin trickery or he'll fuck off to the woods & we'll never hear from him again.
@rossgrady @neolithicsheep ......wait go back to the part where we never hear from him again? Can we selectively remove parts we don't want to hear about? Like, oh, hypothetically speaking...koalas?
@KBSpangler @neolithicsheep WE WERE TOLD WE COULD BE OUR TRUE AUTHENTIC SELVES ON THIS SITE, KB
@rossgrady @neolithicsheep MY TRUE AUTHENTIC SELF HAS LIMITS ON KOALA SALES
Mike Wiser@DrMikeWiser @rossgrady @neolithicsheep MY TRUE AUTHENTIC SELF IS SLIGHTLY OVERCOMMITTED UNTIL JUNE 2023
@KBSpangler @rossgrady HOW MANY KOALAS ARE LEFT
MASTODON MUST PROVIDE ME THE SWEET, SWEET KOALA DOPAMINE
BillStewart415@neolithicsheep @KBSpangler
Welcoming people to Mastodon is typically done with plush elephants, not dropbears.
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Welcoming people to Mastodon is typically done with plush elephants, not dropbears.
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