ShepherdNov 18, 2022
@KBSpangler KB WE SHOULD DO A MASTO EXCLUSIVE KOALA SALE
Show threadKBSpanglerNov 18, 2022

@neolithicsheep

NO

NO NO NO NO NO

I GAVE YOU ONE LAST SENDOFF ON TWITTER

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Show threadShepherdNov 18, 2022
@KBSpangler NOW IT IS TIME FOR WELCOMING PEOPLE TO MASTODON
Show threadRoss GradyNov 18, 2022
@neolithicsheep @KBSpangler YESSSSS c'mon KB we need to help Shep associate this site with dopamine/goblin trickery or he'll fuck off to the woods & we'll never hear from him again.
Show threadKBSpanglerNov 18, 2022
@rossgrady @neolithicsheep ......wait go back to the part where we never hear from him again? Can we selectively remove parts we don't want to hear about? Like, oh, hypothetically speaking...koalas?
Show threadRoss Grady
@KBSpangler @neolithicsheep WE WERE TOLD WE COULD BE OUR TRUE AUTHENTIC SELVES ON THIS SITE, KB
Nov 18, 2022 at 11:03pmWeb
Show threadKBSpanglerNov 18, 2022
@rossgrady @neolithicsheep MY TRUE AUTHENTIC SELF HAS LIMITS ON KOALA SALES
Show threadMike WiserNov 18, 2022
@KBSpangler @rossgrady @neolithicsheep DOES YOUR TRUE AUTHENTIC SELF NOT ENJOY MONEY?
Show threadKBSpanglerNov 18, 2022
@DrMikeWiser @rossgrady @neolithicsheep MY TRUE AUTHENTIC SELF IS SLIGHTLY OVERCOMMITTED UNTIL JUNE 2023
Show threadShepherdNov 19, 2022

@KBSpangler @rossgrady HOW MANY KOALAS ARE LEFT

MASTODON MUST PROVIDE ME THE SWEET, SWEET KOALA DOPAMINE