Alan GardeNov 18, 2022
Shepherd
@KBSpangler KB WE SHOULD DO A MASTO EXCLUSIVE KOALA SALE
Nov 18, 2022 at 1:42amWeb
Show threadunicorndeburghNov 18, 2022
@neolithicsheep @KBSpangler Perhaps a sardonic mastodon, instead?
Show threadPlay Ball and Fight FascistsNov 18, 2022
@neolithicsheep @KBSpangler
And all is right in the world.
Show threadUlrikeNov 18, 2022
@neolithicsheep @KBSpangler
What does this mean???
Show threadShepherdNov 18, 2022
@ulidig it means @KBSpangler is ignoring her mastodon account
Show threadUlrikeNov 18, 2022

@neolithicsheep @KBSpangler
Ridiculous!

But what about the koalas? 🐨

Show threadRivikahNov 18, 2022
@ulidig @neolithicsheep @KBSpangler it means Shep had had a great idea!
Show threadJ. RhysNov 18, 2022

@neolithicsheep @KBSpangler

Ah, I've missed this. My feed has been bereft without all caps Shep, KB, & Ursula.

Also, I wouldn't object to Speedy bookends.

Show threadAndyNov 18, 2022
@neolithicsheep @KBSpangler usually by now KB would have screamed no if they didn’t want one, so I think this counts as approval Shepherd
Show threadKBSpanglerNov 18, 2022

@neolithicsheep

NO

NO NO NO NO NO

I GAVE YOU ONE LAST SENDOFF ON TWITTER

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Show threadShepherdNov 18, 2022
@KBSpangler NOW IT IS TIME FOR WELCOMING PEOPLE TO MASTODON
Show threadSean Eric FaganNov 18, 2022
@neolithicsheep @KBSpangler THERE HAVE BEEN ZERO PLUSH KOALA SALES ON MASTODON YOU CAN MAKE HISTORY!
Show threadShepherdNov 19, 2022
@kithrup @KBSpangler KB WE CAN HOLD THE FIRST EVER PLUSH KOALA SALE ON MASTODON
Show threadKBSpanglerNov 19, 2022

@neolithicsheep @kithrup NO. I'M OVERCOMMITTED FROM THE LAST SALE. THAT WAS FIVE DAYS AGO. YOU UTTER MANIAC.

NO.

Show threadSean Eric FaganNov 19, 2022
@KBSpangler @neolithicsheep HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Show threadSean Eric FaganNov 19, 2022
@KBSpangler @neolithicsheep Like Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer!
Show threadKBSpanglerNov 18, 2022

@neolithicsheep NO

AGAIN, NO

Show threadRoss GradyNov 18, 2022
@neolithicsheep @KBSpangler YESSSSS c'mon KB we need to help Shep associate this site with dopamine/goblin trickery or he'll fuck off to the woods & we'll never hear from him again.
Show threadKBSpanglerNov 18, 2022
@rossgrady @neolithicsheep ......wait go back to the part where we never hear from him again? Can we selectively remove parts we don't want to hear about? Like, oh, hypothetically speaking...koalas?
Show threadRoss GradyNov 18, 2022
@KBSpangler @neolithicsheep WE WERE TOLD WE COULD BE OUR TRUE AUTHENTIC SELVES ON THIS SITE, KB
Show threadKBSpanglerNov 18, 2022
@rossgrady @neolithicsheep MY TRUE AUTHENTIC SELF HAS LIMITS ON KOALA SALES
Show threadMike WiserNov 18, 2022
@KBSpangler @rossgrady @neolithicsheep DOES YOUR TRUE AUTHENTIC SELF NOT ENJOY MONEY?
Show threadKBSpanglerNov 18, 2022
@DrMikeWiser @rossgrady @neolithicsheep MY TRUE AUTHENTIC SELF IS SLIGHTLY OVERCOMMITTED UNTIL JUNE 2023
Show threadShepherdNov 19, 2022

@KBSpangler @rossgrady HOW MANY KOALAS ARE LEFT

MASTODON MUST PROVIDE ME THE SWEET, SWEET KOALA DOPAMINE

Show threadBillStewart415Nov 20, 2022
@neolithicsheep @KBSpangler
Welcoming people to Mastodon is typically done with plush elephants, not dropbears.​🐘​