Taylor Lorenz*people gather in my yard to watch my house burn*
me: wow, i've never had this many visitors before
I stole this tweet from Ryan Mac but this broken app won’t let me attach images anymore it’s buggy as hell
Cranky David@taylorlorenz
*mastodon experiences 18% growth in users overnight*
taylor lorenz: I can't upload pictures! it's broken!
girl, settle down and touch grass.