Velokratie
Stephen Fry
TrismegistusMx@stephenfry savage!๐
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Very witty, Fry! Or was that one of Shaw's?
Very witty, Fry! Or was that one of Shaw's?
Clive Blackledgeโท@stephenfry You, sir, have made my day. ๐โ
Wingdings Stan account ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฎ๐ช@stephenfry it's an ex social media platform, it has ceased to be
bhalomanush
paulmather007@Gobshite22 @stephenfry Joined the choir invisible.
Ted Ewen (f)It's a reshare. Honestly, Mr Fry - citing your source would have been difficult?
cragtom@stephenfry as I understand it he is going to step down as CEO once he finds a suitable replacement
Frank Verhoeven@cragtom @stephenfry That drunk robot they showed last month? Would have perfect impulse control, winner.
Arachno Phobia@stephenfry @cragtom My dog is available if telework is an option.
VeronicaMaine@cragtom @stephenfry Karl Donitz had a brighter outlook than the poor sod who takes this dumpster fire onboard.
Roanna Carleton Taylor@cragtom @stephenfry I will recommend my German Shepherd for the post of CEO. I believe he will outperform Mr Musk on every metric that counts. Plus he is a lot better at catching tennis balls.
Dave Swersky@stephenfry ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Dragon@stephenfry that's fantastic very funny
Official Father Christmas@stephenfry bloominโ marvellous ๐คฃ
Alfred J. Kwak (audiokontor) โ@stephenfry love it! ๐
Anthony (he/him)@stephenfry But really need to superimpose elon's face over John Cleese's.
72wagon 
@anthony @stephenfry Yes!!๐
RaymondaFrancis
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Nathan Wrigley 
@stephenfry that about sums it up! Especially this evening!
Danny ๐ต๐ญ@stephenfry This twit is no more! It has ceased to be! It has expired and gone to meet its maker!
Johannes Maier@stephenfry I completely forgot about the cage!
Niklas@stephenfry lovely plumage.
Bren Luke - Artist/Illustrator@stephenfry The perfect toot!
LostNetizen@stephenfry Chuckle achieved. ๐
As a suggestion: Mastodon allows to describe uploaded pictures to help the visually impaired (a small edit button on the picture itself before posting).
As a suggestion: Mastodon allows to describe uploaded pictures to help the visually impaired (a small edit button on the picture itself before posting).
Jason Silverman, MD@stephenfry โNorwegian blue - beautiful plumage!โ
Sab@stephenfry oh yes, the Californian blue!
PaddyConvey@stephenfry I wonder if it goes Vwumphff?๐ค
MarkGHeh. Good meme. Here's another I made: https://mindly.social/@markgrieveson/109339770712999027
Simulflow ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ท ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ธ@stephenfry And yet when I click on it, I see things!
tichotlapkaIt is an EX bluebird!
This bluebird is no more!
MartinHe has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
krakalak 
@stephenfry That, as you Brits say is "spot on" ๐
Tore Sinding Bekkedal@stephenfry You're my first celebrity follow 
Herman Beun@toresbe @stephenfry You forgot me?
Robert Bearne@stephenfry South African Blue..... beautiful plumage. There, he moved! That was you sacking the staff!
benjenmade my day/night! thx for that one!
Ann Bindley ๐ณ๏ธโ๐@stephenfry omgโฆthat made my day! Itโs an ex, um, not exactly a parrot, butโฆ ๐
โฆ ๐ Gus Posey@stephenfry Genius. ๐
Jenny Rech@stephenfry Just perfect ๐คฃ
Nicole ๐ท๐ณ๏ธโ๐ally, she, her.
Steffen Christensen@WikiNicki @stephenfry Hahaha!
Also a little sad today...
Katya@stephenfry
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Aeรกro, a SeaWyrm 
Here's an image description, since there's no way to add one directly after the fact:
It's the Monty Python dead parrot sketch, but the parrot has been replaced with a dead Twitter bird logo. The shopkeeper is saying "It was alive when you bought it."
Hal Brown
PTEC3D@stephenfry Well put!
Simon Campbell@stephenfry Excellent work...
WrathofJan ๐๐ป๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ โน๏ธ๐ข๐ก
Tina ๐๐ค๐ป@stephenfry absolute corker ๐๐คฃ๐
@stephenfry Lol ๐
eL_ABC@stephenfry ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
MI6007
Simon Richter
Neil@stephenfry I hope you didnโt pay US$44B for it
@stephenfry Pining for the fjords? If it wasnโt nailed to the perch itโd be pushing up daisies.
NovaNaturalist"All I've got is this bloody Albatross"
Paul Navez@stephenfry Grandiose !
P.J. Dalton@stephenfry ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐