BOOST MY TOOT.
@mrbiffo buy a boy a drink first mister
@mrbiffo welcome to the dark side, we have cookies.

@mrbiffo oh shit it's the actual bonafide Mr. Biffo!

huge fan!

@mrbiffo ok but what do I get in return?
@mrbiffo Always a risk as you get older.
@mrbiffo Consider your toot boosted
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@mrbiffo this appears to be ice cream-purveying pirate Creamy Eric masquerading as popular goose disrespectee Mr Biffo. Shocking. Elon Musk wouldn't allow this kind of behaviour on *his* watch.
@mrbiffo ooh the toots gone off!
@mrbiffo I have boosted your toot.
@mrbiffo Don’t think that’s how any of this works, is it? Or, if it is, I’ve been doing things wrong!
@mrbiffo and a Rooty Toot Toot, to you, Sir.
@mrbiffo That sounds naughty 😄
@mrbiffo Don't you normally get Gannon to do that?
@mrbiffo how do I tootboost? Toost?

@mrbiffo Only if you buy me a drink first.

Anyway, welcome. This place is now officially 47% madder for your arrival.

(If you’ve not done so, remember to do an introduction post with the hashtag, so you can be boosted. Oo-er, etc.)

@mrbiffo I did! and I sent you a follow request and its not been accepted... what's all that about?
@mrbiffo I'm tooting your boost!!!
@daddy @mrbiffo I still can't see his toots :(
@favus @mrbiffo my server has been blocked by the top spicy high command which is a damn shame...
@daddy I have been told that mine possibly had, one of my best trans allies had to ask for me to be unblocked manually? No idea why - they just hate me I guess...
@favus Putting the social back into social media!!