I mean, you're fucking insane
"Festive rush for Aldi’s Kevin the Carrot as 70,000 queue online for ad toys"
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2022/nov/17/festive-rush-for-aldis-kevin-the-carrot-as-70000-queue-online-for-ad-toys
Merchandise linked to supermarket’s latest Christmas campaign sells out online hours after going on sale