I mean, you're fucking insane

"Festive rush for Aldi’s Kevin the Carrot as 70,000 queue online for ad toys"

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2022/nov/17/festive-rush-for-aldis-kevin-the-carrot-as-70000-queue-online-for-ad-toys

Festive rush for Aldi’s Kevin the Carrot as 70,000 queue online for ad toys

Merchandise linked to supermarket’s latest Christmas campaign sells out online hours after going on sale

The Guardian
@satan Is Kevin the Carrot this year’s Tickle Me Elmo?

@amyegan I think it's something they do most years.

I remember seeing it popping up anyway. It's not something I've ever looked at. I do like Aldi though 😂😂

@satan the very definition of lunacy