Two pilots are discussing a particularly difficult landing:

Pilot 1: My! That was a really short runway!
Pilot 2: Yes! But it was VERY wide.

@huwr probably would've helped if they hadn't tried to land sideways
@jellybeansoup that’s against the regulations
@huwr rules are made to be landed on sideways
@jellybeansoup that’s what I tell myself whenever I park my car!