And hey, here I am! Also likely to never post again.
Also, how has Mastodon not give us an edit button yet… I’m offended.

@eataduckimust it's under the dot dot dot menu on your own tweets

editing other people's tweets cost $44b

@eataduckimust Hey what’s up! Good to see you.

Also the edit button *just* rolled out in 4.0, so your instance simply needs to upgrade to it.