FilesWithThreateningAurasPeople of Twitter, your attention please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Fediverse Hyperspace Planning Council.
As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Fediverse require the building of a new federated hyperspace community through your socials, and regrettably your site is one of those scheduled for demolition.
The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes.
There's no point in acting all surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display in your local planning instance on Mastodon for eight of your Earth years, so you've had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint, and its far too late to start making a fuss about it now.
What do you mean you've never been to Mastodon? For heaven's sake its only four clicks away you know. I'm sorry but if you can't be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that's your own problem.
Apathetic bloody users, I have no sympathy at all.
Sparky MD/PhD