Medusa: *takes a drag on a cigarette* You know, he was just Dwayne Johnson until he met me

@Roastmalone Fun fact: Peter is the English rendering of Greek Petros = Rock. So actually, the name is

Dwayne Peter Johnson

@georgramer @Roastmalone Dwayne "The Peter" Johnson somehow sounds even less threatening than Colbert's Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson nickname for him 😂
@VikingHippie @Roastmalone Johnson is one of the manliest men without showing any of the toxic masculinity that often comes with these manly man archetypes (afaik. If you prove me wrong Dwayne, I will personally start a change.org to have you renamed Peter Johnson).