Chris Hallbeck*stranger motions towards my dog*
Stranger: Is she friendly?
Me: Well her bark is worse than her bite.
Stranger: Aww, aren’t you just the cutest—
My dog: *bites*
Stranger: Ow! I thought you said—
My dog: *barks, shooting wasps into his face*
Jon Baker@Chrishallbeck I'm not sure if it took Mastodon to unlock Weird Chris, or he was always there and the algorithms suppressed me seeing him, but I'm enjoying the character arc here
@JonBaker This is just my regular 2007-2016 twitter persona. I just stopped using Twitter that way.