Me : "Can I buy myself an early #xmas gift?"
Wife : "it's not another #comicbook is it?"
Me : "actually, it's a collectors item"
Wife : "it's a #comic isn't it?"
Me : "think of it as an important piece of #dc literature..."
Wife : "I hate #comicbooks.. ok, fine .. at least tell me it involves characters I know..."
Me : "it's a classic;. It's New Guardians #2 - the first appearance of #SnowFlame!"
Wife : "I'm calling my attorney..."