Dave Wilburn
💀 ᴇxᴇ.ʀᴇᴛᴛɪᴡTit costs $8 to log out now
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@shriker it's self-checkout after 11:00 and there's a $8 convenience fee
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@twitter laughs in Cookie AutoDelete
That Anonymous Coward@twitter
On a dark theme app screen (+$2)
Cool wind in my hair (+$1)
Warm smell of cookies (+$1)
Rising up through the air (+$4)
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light (+$3)
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
On a dark theme app screen (+$2)
Cool wind in my hair (+$1)
Warm smell of cookies (+$1)
Rising up through the air (+$4)
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light (+$3)
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
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@Tom_Huth no, but it's a desperate one...
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