php has gender constants and wow those sure are genders https://www.php.net/manual/en/class.gender.php
PHP: Gender\Gender - Manual

The Gender\Gender class

@trwnh oh, PHP. Never change. ๐Ÿ˜‚
@trwnh Wait, is my gender USA or Britain, then?
@trwnh If I'm reading this right, I think being both would make me...Spanish?
@trwnh Tag your gender, I'm Gender\Gender::NAME_NOT_FOUND

@trwnh what even is the context for why this exists?? from the constructors, my best guess is that this class is related to internationalization and how different languages/culture perceive gender differently, and the country constants are for the $country parameter, inexplicably grouped with the constants for different parameters.

do I even wanna know?